TEN things you wish you could say to 10 people:

10. Thank you. A thousand times, thank you.

9. You are so insufferably self-centered. I stop listening when you start talking, because it’s never anything interesting or relevant. It’s always about you, and where you’ve been, and what you’ve done, and how much you suck at everything you’re actually not too bad at. Also, grow the fuck up when you play video games. It’s a game. Just because you lose one game doesn’t mean you can’t play worth shit or that the game is stupid. I detest having to spend time with you when it involves anything that someone can win at, because if you lose, God help us all to defend our ears before you assail them with your whiny, sniveling complaints.

8. I have decided you're pretty flippin' awesome. If I could contact you, I'd thank you for your advice and willing ears.

7. If you ever try to have sex with a girl, will my face cross your mind and prevent you from performing the act out of shame?

6. You are an incredible woman. Thank you for being so welcoming and wonderful.

5. You are so inspiring. If I ever have children, I want them to meet you. Maybe they'll realize how special you are without me having to point it out to them.

4. I really look up to you.

3. I had a dream that you and I had a civil conversation about religion, and you LISTENED to me. Pity I was asleep.

2. You're funny. I love that you make me smile, even on my bad days.

1. Grow up, get over it, and move on with your life.

NINE things about yourself:

9. Numbers have personalities. They are most prominent when I try to do things like math. Sometimes they randomly invade my head with their squabbling.

8. I think sports cars are sexy. But secretly, I want to own a semi.

7. Blizzard is an amazing company, and I'm in love with them.

6. Ever since my anxiety meds kicked in, I'm less OCD about my room. I haven't rearranged it for a couple months and it's kind of messy. And I may say I mind, but I really don't.

5. I like wearing hats.

4. I used to hate having my picture taken, but now I love it. Especially if it'll help my friends take incredible photos *coughcoughprincessdargoncoughcough*

3. I love to sing. I love making music. Life is a lot more vibrant with all the sounds that go with it.

2. I am bisexual.

1. Mindless Self Indulgence is one of the wackiest bands I’ve ever heard, but they make me deliriously happy, so it’s all good.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:

8. Cuddle.

7. Make me laugh.

6. Be loyal: to your family, to your friends, to me.

5. Do not cross those who I care about, nor me.

4. Do not come between me and those I love.

3. Support me and that which I am passionate about.

2. Do not begrudge me my alone time.

1. Give me that which I have always wanted.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

7. Good lord, does she even REALIZE how unappealing this “ity me” shit is?

6. -insert song lyrics here-

5. I love you.

4. Is it going to rain today? I really hope it does.

3. Oooh! I could TOTALLY write about that!

2. I wish I could make you happy.

1. SEX.

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:

6. Remove clothes

5. Climb into bed

4. Shift

3. Close eyes

2. Shift more

1. Pass out

FIVE things that frustrate you:

5. Unnecessary chat speak

4. Winter

3. Close-minded people

2. My mother

1. Writer’s block

FOUR things you love to do on rainy days:

4. Dance outside

3. Listen

2. Fall asleep to

1. Wake up to

THREE biggest turn on's:

3. Eyes

2. Personality

1. Compassion

TWO things you want to do before you die:

2. Visit the Redwoods

1. Forgive, forget, and make a difference

ONE confession:

1. I’m afraid to look into self-help to get off of my anxiety meds because I am terrified of the waking nightmares that afflict me when I’m not medicated.